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* Ever wonder who comes up with some of these tv shows. *
I think I might have an answer.....
I was watching this show recently during primetime, it involved these crazy, and I mean insane American families with wild out of control kids. Along came this plump gradeschool looking Nanny who comes in and saves the day with simple common sense that most people can figure out if they had at least the I.Q. of Forrest Gump. I was watching this sh!t and wondered how the hell this show made it to the air. Someone had to approve this.
Then I figured it out. (I think) During this show there were 6 commercials for something called Alesse. Once I figured out what it was, it got me thinking. This Drug company that makes this stuff found a way to sell their product for a full half hour. Why pay for commercial time when you can just create a show that'll scare the sh!it out of women by showing what life would be like if you didn't take alesse after your second kid. It's not as subliminal as "do you want a third kid... or even fourth. Were you paying attention to the show on now? YOU need this product NOW!"
It was great... it was at the climax of the show when the 2 older kids were basically about to tag team the 3rd kid of the top rope and the camera panned to the "Nanny" dropping her mouth to the floor...just before the "Nanny" is about to give her incredibly ideal advice that we needed to fly her all the way here from the U.K. and send her on a stupid looking cab, and then.... "I'm on Alesse" "I'm on Alesse". And nobody in North America saw the connection.
* bLooking for that perfect guy????????? *
Surprise... you already had him within your grasp.... all you had to do was reach out and say hi. He walked right beside you in the mall, or on the street. He might have even locked eyes with you and smiled.
Didn't you notice him? what.... you were thinking of something else?... Well how many times are you expecting cupid to stick him right in front of you.
Single... and sometimes`not single men have this chip implanted inside their brains, don't ask me why... and its stronger in some than others. We see a interesting female (good looking, sexy, dressed funny, extremely tall) and are little hamsters run, or walk, on that little wheel in our heads. "what would that girl be like on my arm". Can you see us thinking? NO, well usually you can't, but for most of us our thoughts of you look alot like a locking of eyes and a smile. Its a brief look and sometimes smile, and thats it. You might even get 4 or 5 of these a day. Those guys that stare and stare as they walk by you either have a brain like the computer you had 6 years ago that always froze, or, your outfit looks like it may have a Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction at any second.
That guy standing in line in front of you at the bank... Might have been your dream guy. You might have smiled at him (and had your own thoughts) and he left and you left and your futures were gone, and Cupid was shacking his forehead as he was smacking it. "Dummies" he says. "Whats wrong with people today."
So......................... Here's my point !
A bit of a mission for ya....
The next time you see a potential Mr right (basicaly a guy you think is mildly attractive at least) if the opprotunity arises * now this is tricky... I mean arises in such a way that first contact desn't freak the both of you out with an odd pause *
Take a chance... you won't look silly (we worship you women, it would be like talking to god) start up small talk, or at least say hi. If he says hi back.... you'll figure it out.
Some of you seem to be disparing about this site and saying your giving this one more try, but maybe you should take charge. If you've been a bit shy, try being a bit more outgoing and instead of waiting for guys to message you.... Pick up your socks and actually think of clever things to say to some of the guys on here YOU think are interesting. You might find its a bit better than just signing in and going through all your messages from a bunch of.....
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(to my poor beautiful smile, still thinking of you)
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