IM DOES NOT WORK!! PLEASE MSG ME INSTEAD"You have one chance on this Earth. Follow your heart, never regret and make it count. This is your Element"
I am looking for my Di(k In A Box *snork*
(If you dont know what that means... I can explain... LMAO)
Most of my profile is a joke... If you don't understand that please god don't message me.... Im incredably random and I find "normal" people boring...
I am not your typical average everyday girl!
Im usually at least a little bit perverted and a lot amusing... Random is my middle name... no wait... It's Melissa
*I* am bringing sexy back! Just so you are all aware :P
I have 2 tattoos and quite a few peircings... Please do not ask me to go through a metal detector
I am easy to please and easily distracted... Take me to the dollar store hand me ten bucks and set me free... But try and keep me amused or I tend to..... OH SHINEY! *wanders off*
I dont know who I am or where Im going to end up in this crazy thing called life... Im looking to spread my wings and find out what else is out there. I am finally free. I'm open to meeting people and seeing where things go... Life is an adventure afterall... They always say you always get what you're not looking for so Im jumping into life with both feet and not looking for anything specific.... (Im especially not looking for a million dollars... hear that Fate? Karma??) lol
Im going for the Elizabeth Taylor approach now... Who wants to be my next ex-husband??
(No Im not serious... :P)
Im a sucker for a sweet smile and a kind word... and Im just looking for someone who knows Im a princess but doesnt feed into it.
What can you teach me? I love to learn and listen. If you can teach me about something, anything, Ill listen for hours while you talk. I crave mental stimulation and always want to learn new things.
Please don't be camera shy! I never leave the house without my camera, and especially not now that I have my new baby. Shes a Canon Rebel XT and my new child. If you know anything about photography I would love to get together and swap tips or shoot together.
There is a new man in my life. He's 75lbs of fur and a 1000lbs of love. His name is Professer Twofour and he is a gentleman all the way. If youre looking to get a dog... please look into a rescue, they have so much love to give.
Rawk on!
P.S. This whole "view me" section thing means... I can see you lookin at me...
Current Work In ProgressBeauty QueenIm not your beauty queen
Not gracing the cover of no magazine
I take time to dream the big dream
But baby,
Im not your beauty queen
I am singularly unique
From my toes to the spot on my cheek
I watch the world like a technicolour scene
But baby,
Im not your beauty queen
I keep my brain on function
Though it doesnt hide the compunction
Sometimes I break down and scream
So baby,
Im not your beauty queen
I have the ambition
Waiting for someone to accept the position
In sleep my thoughts become serene
but baby,
Im not your beauty queen
Im not your typical girl
Not the woman who makes mens heads twirl
I am the one that will shake your routine
But baby,
Im not your beauty queen
I enjoy Tipping Pirates For Fun & Profit... Ask Me How
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Im not into classy... give me beer and pizza and Im a happy camper... I am insanely random and outgoing.... So Im also always up for crazy adventures!
Although I would melt for a home cooked meal, a glass of wine and an awesome conversation... Yeah im a sucker for old school romance.
"Some people walk in the rain... Others just get wet"
When was the last time a good relationship storey started with "So I met this girl in a bar"?
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