About Me
Hmmm, how to decode personal ads online. Here's some help..lol
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Dictionary For Decoding Men's Personal Ads (ok, maybe not all true :p)
40-ish..................................... 59.
Adventurous.......................... Slept with everything (including the neighbours' dog and friends' shower cap).
Athletic................................... I spend three hours a day in front of mirror flexing my non-biceps and twitching my boob 'pecks' along to various Tom Jones tunes.
Average looking..................... Danny DeVito's body with Woody Allen's face.
Handsome............................. Personal ad was written by his mother.
Emotionally secure................. Still married.
In favour of woman's rights... Pathological liar.
Free spirit............................... Open relationships wanted.
Friendship first...................... Small penis.
New-Age............................... I'll try anything.
Old-fashioned....................... Male chauvinistic pig.
Open-minded........................ Any age/any sex.
Outgoing............................... I will talk/drink/shag anyone under the table.
Professional.......................... Toff.
Cuddly.................................. Beer belly/'high hips'.
Large frame.......................... Bed bound.
Wants soul mate.................... 40 year old virgin.
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Dictionary for decoding women’s Personal Ads:
30-ish......................................39.
Adventurous...........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...................................No breasts.
Average looking.....................Moooo.
Beautiful.................................Pathological liar.
Emotionally secure.................On medication.
Feminist..................................Fat.
Free spirit...............................Junkie.
Friendship first.......................Former slut.
New-Age................................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.........................No oral.
Open-minded..........................Desperate.
Outgoing.................................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional............................B*tch.
Voluptuous.............................Very fat.
Large frame............................Hugely fat.
Wants soulmate......................Stalker.
(hey, just to be fair I didn't write any of these)
"I heard this old story before...Where the poeple keep appealing for the metaphors,
Don't leave much up to the imagination,
So I, wanna give this imagery back
But I know it just ain't so easy like that
So, I turn the page and read the story again
And again and again
It sure seems the same, with a different name
We're breaking and rebuilding
And we're growing
Always guessing
Never knowing
Shocking but we're nothing
We're just moments
We're Clever but we're clueless
We're just human
Amusing but confusing
Were trying but where is this all leading
Never Know"
- Jack Johnson
YA Cant fully live Until u Have something 2 Die for......
First Date
I'm very spontaneous so usually just play things by ear...more exciting that way!
Mail Settings (To message FineYoungMan2u you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
Age between 23 and 32
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married
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