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Engineering Technologist
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About Me
Or maybe I just had sex with a toaster... either way, something isn't quite right here... I suppose I'm just looking for something butter.
Well, I suppose if you're reading this you want to know something about me, maybe where I work? What it is that I do? I could tell you that I am in reality an Engineering Technologist, but that just leads to more questions since no one knows what that is. I will tell you that I just spent the better part of my morning walking around my office, showing off my calculator, handing out cigars and getting congratulations on my computers first baby... I'm like that at work, always celebrating the little miracles of office life. Sometimes I spill coffee on the conference table. I suppose we all do, but I also bring a little paper boat to sail around the puddle when I do... is that so wrong? I digress though, conversations about work can be so dreary...
The truth is I'm just a fun, outgoing guy with an abnormal love for naked ping pong. I like to snowboard in the winter and at times I even do so outside. I have a car of my own, which is nice because its so much better than trying to borrow one to use as a home... and the rear is surprisingly comfortable for a Yugo. If we go on a date you'll probably have to take the backseat though, my goat, Charley, has something against the smell... animals can be so fickle.
Id love to have you take me out sometime though, maybe buy me dinner and take me home to shower me off so you can see what I look like underneath the street grime... I promise you I shine up very nicely - and the last doctor I spoke with told me that the halitosis is really temporary and will change as I move from shopping in dumpsters to grocery stores. I also have a great ability for remembering names... if only I could remember the faces they belonged to I wouldnt get so many strange looks in crowds and gatherings of pigeons.
First Date
We would start out with a romantic ride in my shopping cart convertible down to Stanley Park where we would have a delightful picnic at dusk and walk hand in hand looking for cigarette butts... If things went well, we would move back to my place (conveniently located in the shopping cart), roll out the sleeping bag and play naked tic tac toe... after which you would likely want to jump me, but I would politely refuse... after all, what am I? Some kind of bum?
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