Profession
i have one... dont be nosey....
Do you want children?
Does not want children
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Interests
| Starting arguments | licking stamps | being shallow | | knowing im always right | torturing ants | laughing innapropriatly | | poking people | being an irritant | correcting peoples speech | | lying in bed | waving at people that dont know me | |
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About Me
Often to be found twitching in a corner and shouting obsenities to passers by, i am the perfect entertainment to any night out, usually accompanied by my two brothers, who are both circus freaks, we make an awsome combination... especially if joined also by my mother, the bearded woman,(often mistaken for Rolf Harris when doing her 'two little boys' turn at the local kareoke club) and my father, the elephant man ( not the original)
I have no talents of my own, and as such the circus are planning to sell me off to the highest bidder in a russian slave auction, if they raise £10.53, they will be able to afford a glass eye for boris the lion tamer.
ahhh....an idillic childhood soon to be shattered by the fierce groping of strangers in a brothel... such is my lot in life.... any rescuers, please feel free to come save me from my doomed fate....
* UPDATE * The auction has now sadly ended, unfortunatly i wasn't worth as much as my travelling band of circus freaks family had hoped and we only raised £3.62,much to Boris's disgust this only managed to by him a wooden eye, and now he gets splinters everytime he blinks, due to this the trapezze artists thought he was sexually harassing them by 'winking' at them constantly, and had him removed from the circus.
Now we have lost our biggest revenue and i have condemmed my family to a life of shame and cave dwelling to avoid the angry villagers with pitchforks and torches. I have been told that within the next month that i will now been given freely to any stranger that makes an appropriate offer........... ( i think i would have prefered the brothel........)
First Date
Does it matter, they all turn out the same anyway, sat in a crowded bar, pretending that you find the other person ' on the edge of your seat thrilling' whilst consuming vast quantities of red wine to cover the fact that you are about to slit your own wrists or do a runner out of the toilet window in the next 10 minutes.......... or is that just me?
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