WARNING.....If you're a LIAR,CHEATER,JUNKIE,HEARTBREAKER,GAME PLAYER,INTERNET CHAT ADDICT,or just a flat out LOSER,turn back now!!!
I WILL NOT settle for anything less than my PRINCESS! On that note,I'm just holdin' out hope,that MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS will not only find,but,rescue me from the depths of single hell!!!
A lil more about me!....I'm SINGLE,NEVER BEEN MARRIED,NO KIDS!!!!! I prefer meeting someone who's also SINGLE!!!! Single means,NO EX- BOYFRIEND,HUSBAND,or some dude shackin' up with ya.I don't need that kinda drama! I am a "HOPELESS ROMANTIC".I mean,cuddling up together,watching a good movie late at night.Or,going for a long Sunday drive to the middle of "NOWHERE",while you're curled up next to me,is always a great time.I'm a very affectionate,lovable,kinda guy.I have the "BADBOY"image,without the stereotypical lifestyle,that follows.I don't do drugs,NEVER have,NEVER will! I mean,I'm just not some weak,pathetic,loser!!!
I do have a weakness or two,though.I love big butts,and big boobs.
Nothin' sexier,than a thick,curvy,naughty girl!
.....Gotta love to watch football with me.Or,at least cuddle up on the couch,and pretend! Love my Ravens!
But,in all honesty,I want a REAL,GENUINE,TRUE love.It'd be nice to have a relationship with someone,like in the movie "THE NOTEBOOK"!...Just a true,unconditional love,that lasts forever.I refuse to settle for anything less.My princess WILL come to me,I know she will! What can I say,I still believe in love! I still believe in phone calls at three,or four in the morning,just to say "I LOVE YOU".Maybe it's just me but,I'd much rather hear a sexy voice in the middle 'o the night,as opposed to readin' a text message.Modern technology's great.But,I still prefer TALKING on the good 'ol telephone,over text messaging,anyday.
I have a few pet peeves,too.The biggie for me is,when someone tells you they're gonna call at a certain time,and never do.I mean,I understand if something "SUDDENLY COMES UP".But,if you have absolutely NO intention of calling,just say so.
And,another one for me,CELL PHONES!!!!!
People,drive your car! Put your phone down.I swear,you'll be just fine goin' a whole ten minutes, not havin' your phone smashed against your ear!!!!!
Another one for me is,text messaging.Yeah,at certain times,and or places,it's appropriate.But,if it's just some weird addiction for you,that's kinda sad.Besides,if the person you're messaging has a sexy voice,that'd be MUCH more fun to hear,than a tone or vibration,on a cell phone.
I also can't stand the whole concept of,"BEFORE I CAN GO OUT WITH YOU,I GOTTA TALK TO MY FRIENDS",theory.I mean,I'm going out with YOU,not your "FRIENDS!!!
Besides,I seriously doubt your "FRIEND will give a s.h.i.t about YOU,when they're out having a great time,with someone.Okay,let's continue on,shall we?!
Please,if you DO NOT include a picture in your message,I won't respond.If you take time telling me how beautiful,sexy,big breasted,Etc....you are PROVE IT,talk is cheap!!!!! I mean,I don't care what you look like,but I'm not much into "MYSTERY MESSAGES,either! That bein' said,I'm attracted to someone curvy.Yes,I like big boobs,and a big butt.I need someone who likes to laugh,and have fun.I have a pretty good sense of humor.So,if you know how to have a good time,and don't mind bein' a bit "goofy at times,that's a good thing! The main thing with me is,affection.I'm very very affectionate.I love cuddling up in bed,on the couch,in my Durango,doesn't matter.But,the best time is,in bed late at night,all the lights out,our legs ontop,and arms wrapped around each other,like a couple pretzels.
I'm a lover,not a fighter.I believe that communication is key,to a healhty relationship.I'm a good-hearted,decent guy.I know the TRUE meaning of the word,FRIEND.Too many people throw that word around,taking it for granted.But,TRUE friends,are VERY hard to find in life.I'd do just about anything,for anyone.If anything,I'm too nice.I treat people the way I want to be treated,that's all.But,do me wrong,and the lovable,easy goin' person,turns into a real
!!! Believe me,I subscribe to the "PAYBACK'S A B.I.T.C.H" motto! Also,if you're a SELFISH,SELF-CENTERED,INCONSIDERATE B.I.T.C.H,DO NOT message me!!!!!! I can't,and WILL NOT put up with that S.H.I.T! A relationship is a team effort. Okay,likes and dislikes,time.
Obviously,by looking at me,it's not hard to see I'm a rocker!
I love all genres of music.But,my main influence,and particular favorite is,ROCK.I can listen to,and play,everything from classic rock,hard rock,to metal.Some of my favorite bands are.....
METALLICA...RUSH...MEGADETH...WARRIOR SOUL...FATES WARNING...HELLOWEEN...BANG TANGO...BEAUTIFUL CREATURES...ALICE IN CHAINS...JERRY CANTRELL(solo)...CANDLEBOX...DAYS OF THE NEW...TRAVIS MEEKS(solo)...RATT...GREAT WHITE...POISON...KINGDOM COME...INXS...TESLA...CORROSION OF CONFORMITY...PANTERA...QUEENSRYCHE...METAL CHURCH...BADLANDS...ANTHRAX...JUDAS PRIEST...GODSMACK...OZZY...WHITESNAKE...EUROPE...DOKKEN...VAN HALEN...TORA TORA...THIN LIZZY...BAD COMPANY...DAVID BOWIE...THE EAGLES...ROLLING STONES...THE DOORS...KINGS X...DEF LEPPARD...SAXON...THE CULT...BULLET BOYS...SLAUGHTER...SKID ROW...BRITNY FOX...SUPERTRAMP...STEEL DRAGON (For a fake band,they rock!)
I'm a child of the eighties.So,pretty much all of the "HAIR BANDS,hold a special place in my heart.Same thing,with the movies from that era.Gotta love "SIXTEEN CANDLES","THE BREAKFAST CLUB","WEIRD SCIENCE","VALLEY GIRL","THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN","THE LOST BOYS","STAND BY ME","LICENSE TO DRIVE","LA BAMBA","ROAD HOUSE","EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS" "EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS 2 EDDIE LIVES" .Those movies still kick ass!
Some other movies I like are..."POINT BREAK","DUMB AND DUMBER","THE DOORS","TOMBSTONE","MAJOR LEAGUE","THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN","DODGEBALL" "WISDOM","WAYNES WORLD"(1 and 2),"ROCK STAR" "SINGLES" "THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY" "THE NOTEBOOK".
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