Just looking for friends and reading the Forums. I'm not here to argue with people afflicted with stupidity or mental instability. Initially, I came in here to look for a "Long Term Relationship" but I find that there's too many high expectations. So I'm just looking for friends right now (no, I'm NOT looking to share body fluids) and who knows what may happen down the road. If I meet my "perfect man" here, I would be in Cloud Nine. True friends are hard to come by.
My idea of a "perfect man" is like an Energizer Titanium rabbit in bed; in perfect health and younger than I so he won't die on top of me; and he must be at least 6 foot tall because I don't believe height doesn't matter when horizontal -- there are just some positions that vertically challenged men can't reach.
A little about me:* Love LMAO
* Rarely serious
* Outgoing
* Sarcastic
* Mischievous
* Goofy
* Outspoken
* Positive attitude
* A great listener = I'm a bit of Dr. Sue or Dear Abby (so I've been told by some friends) >> if you need any suggestions in that area
* I don't like downers.
* I don't like negative people.
* I don't watch reality tv shows ~~ I already have my own reality to live in. Thanks.
* I have a weakness for sweets; pasta; and artisan breads; hence some extra curves in the wrong places.
Hey! I love my love handle and so will you...uhh huhh...
* I'm not into sports nor do I watch them. When people start talking about sports, I zone out, and start imagining how does the guy beside you look like naked.
Things I Like:* National Geographic - I'm a huge nature nut. Loved the movie "The March of the Penguins".
* Planet Earth
* Animal Planet
* If you're a C-ockatoo fan, here's a kewl site to check out: http://www.juliusbergh.com/cocky/
* The trees in Vancouver
* Once in a blue moon, get cravings for DZ licorice drops. Pucker up, baby!
* Admire other people tattoo(s) and I'm not shy to go up to the person to look at it closely, with permission of course.
Things I Believe In:* Actions speak louder than words
* Values
* Having commonsense
* If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it.
Pet Peeves* Bad spelling/grammar >> if English is your mother tongue, what's with the bad spelling and/or bad grammar in the Profile/Forums? English is my third language!! and my parents made damn sure that I learnt this language well. Hint for the guys: if you have a huge blurb about yourself and your interests, please add some Paragraphs in there. After reading the 5th line, I go zzzZZZZZZ.
* White socks and sandals just do not go together.
* Old pics in Profiles ~~ what's up with that?
* Ignorance
* Smelly smoker's breath breathing down my neck.
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The Comedy Section"Newfies On Da Beach"
Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Garge the lifeguard for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old bloke. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them. I'm telling ya man ... you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Bob hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Bob went back to Garge the lifeguard and and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Lard-Tunderin Jeezus by!" said Garge, "the potato goes in the front!"
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If I don't reply, that means you did NOT read my profile and I hate the nasty immature replies I get back.
If you're a travelling businessman, don't bother emailing me. I won't meet you for a drink. You know the night table in your hotel room?? Open the drawer and you'll see a Yellow Pages.
If you're looking for cybersex, "Ohhhh babyyyyyy... yesss... yessss... mmmmmmmm...that was soooooo goooooooddddd..." ~~ Was it good for you as it was for me?? *snicker.. rolls eyes*
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