Profession
Full Time Mom/Student
Do you want children?
Does not want children
About Me
uhm.... hmm,,, sup homie? *l0lz* if yer checkin this out u must be rilee bored, or on drugs. SO... Whats up?! if yer frum port, cases r... I PROBABLY KNOW U. And am stalking u out as we speak, if not... i'm finding u... in acouple hours.lols.. now back to the real stuff, I dont know, i'm just lookin for somebody thats real, and knows what they wants to do w/ they're like. I want to me a coriner.. or a mortition, thought i'd tell ya that now so i dont scare ya later ;) aaaanyways, not somebody to crazy, but would just like to up 'n go swimmin.. even in the rain :) i love that. And, you've GoT to have a sense of humor ;)Oh, and if your one've those guys that plays with chicks minds.. like says.. oh yeah your cool i wanna be with you 'n tells 10 others girls that.. you can turn around 'n Go Away... QUICKLY!
My turn ons are:Guys w/ tattoo's(Not To Many),I LOVE a guy to be taller than me.. tall enough so i can wear my heels ;) *l0lz*,guys that are loyal.. and realize i've got my kids to worry about 1st, and facial hair ;) gotta love that..guys that like kids... mainly mine *gigglez*
My turn offs are: woman beaters,east indians... No Effence. just not my type.. small**** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Guys that think they're all that,uni-brows,AND CHEATERS IS A BIG ONE!!And guys that cant tell me whats wrong! Be A Man!! lols...especially people **** screw w/ your head.. or people that talk behind your back!!! ERRRR... btw, i was prego in that 2nd pic there.
"Never Lie To Girls"
There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
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oh btw if you dont like me just tell me? wussy lolz.. oh. oh.. 'n cant forget.. i'm down with country damnit!! If you dont like it.. Tooooo Damn bad.. its the good sh*t!!
Things I'd like to learn: I'd like to learn to skate board..Well. I'd like to learn how to play poker!! And play pool.Good!! I'd LOVE to be a mortition or a coriner.... and hmm?
First Date
hmmmm... for my first date i.. would... suck suck suck....your brains out've your head!!SICKO! :D mmm... *LMFAO*!!!! B*TCHASS!!
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vanillayogurtbutane Appears on 25 members favorites lists and has 2 roses that can be sent.
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