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Bingo Caller...seriously!
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Undecided/Open
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About Me
I am an enigma wrapped in a puzzle, smothered in secret sauce,lol. Friends say i'm quirky, odd but i'm quite lovable. I'm not looking for any one night stands or hookups, i want something more. I'd like to think most people do. I just want a connection!
i'm curvy, really curvy. i look like a plus size rita hayworth ( old movie starlet) with the face of an angel. my butt is 10 times the size of j-lo's,lol.
i'm weird, sometimes naive. i can be at times oblivous to the world, ie. if i'm watching something good on TV and you try to talk to me or yell at me, chances are i won't hear you. i got that trait from my dad. i sleep like the dead. i have a morbid sense of humor, if someone hurts themselves i laugh (inwardly) and i love ironic situations. Life is one big comedy and i am the universes clown. that can be both good and bad because not many people take me seriously.
i'm jeans and t-shirt kind of girl but i always loved playing dressup as a child. I think because i was born on halloween that gives me this compulsion to dressup every halloween.
i love trying new things and i'm up for anything life has to offer me, i'm openminded. lately if gone back to my womanly roots and started bellydancing again, my mom use teach me when i was 6yrs old.
First Date
I'm really up for anything i love a good adventure and trying new things whether it's dinner out at a nice jazz club or corn dogs at the PNE, i love new experiences.
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